Objection! Argumentative... and ridiculous
Whut.

So I’m on Neopets, innocently looking for glasses for my new Kiko, since she’s named after Alex Cabot and all. I don’t find what I’m looking for with the search term “glasses”, so I change it to “shades”.

And then I see a book.

Called “Shades of Grey”.

Neopets.

We need to talk.

OH FUCK YES

Just made a Kiko, which are generally only available today and are limited edition.

Now I have a badass red Kiko and a blue Shoyru. The Kiko is Alexandra__Cabot and the Shoyru is George_Huang. Yes, I went there.

NEOPETS FTW